Today I am engaging in that most American of weekend pursuits—I’m working. And since I have a few moments, I’ve been catching up on the 500 or so unread email messages in my inbox. Among these are a couple from RTLC’s on-the-spot reporter Heartless Libertarian, who is currently in an undisclosed location in some place you don’t want to be. Apologies, HL, for taking so long to post these. The first is from November 8, the day after the election.